Tuesday, August 25, 2009

keys to the VIP?

From the second she shimmied in
I was intrigued by her essence
And my first instincts to make sure that my presence was felt
Simple and plain
I'm probably jumping the train
But all I could see was my name engraved on her belt
Hit the pause button
I don't even know this girl
And I'm already practicing my sweet-nothins
But that's a classic trait of a soft-spoken, heart-broken, fellow like my self best believe
I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve
But that night the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up
Wait a minute, hold up
I think she caught me grillin' now I'm spillin' my drink (don't look don't look)
I knew our feelings were in sync so now she gave me the wink
The only problem is, I'm not your ordinary, average Romeo
A Cyrano de Bergerac (lol)
In fact, I remember back in fifth grade
I tried to read the book of love, but sadly
The introduction didn't grab me
So I left it on the shelf and kept moving
Assuming that this planet rotates
I'll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soulmate
Who would've thunk I would be pissy ass drunk when time came for collision
So I made the decision to just keep my composure (cool cool)
Until she started getting closer
And then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder, and then I
Slipped, tripped, busted my lip and fell in love?
The minute that she stepped in the door
The type of girl I'd have to make a couple mix tapes for
To me she equaled MC square and everything else was mathematics

too bad I never took the time to practice..

crash out.

Malaysia Tanah Airku

Welcome back~!! XD


Sunday, August 9, 2009

Draw With Me..

ever felt like you were like this?

video revolves around a girl and a boy separated by an unbreakable glass barrier..

pretty sweet huh?

crash out~

Friday, August 7, 2009

of relationships and endings..

Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies.

Its like the plot draws viewers into thinking ...will they? won't they?... and at the end of it all they finally do and they're happy forever .. pfft honestly la.. gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway.. and i'm saying this now that through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic.. really! I haven't! Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken (preferably with a head attached). You can call me a sucker, I don't care, 'cause I do...at the end of the day.. believe in it. Bottom line...is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don't let it take 'em down.

and heres another thought..

99% of the time.. things rarely go exactly the way you want them to, so sometimes you make due with whatever you can get… Endings are never easy - I always build them up so much in my head they can’t possibly live up to my expectations, and I just end up disappointed. I’m not even sure why it matters to me so much how things end sometimes.. but i just do…

I guess it’s because we all want to believe that what we say or do is very important, that people hang onto our every word, that they care what we think. The fact of the matter is... is that you should consider yourself lucky if you even occasionally get to make someone... anyone... feel a little better.

After that it’s all about the people that you let into your life.

crash out~

Random Ramblings in TF2

I had to share this with you guys.. hahaha!

[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: my mousepad feels nice against my nipples!
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: oh did I say that out loud?
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: My keyboard feels nice against mine
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: Actually i’m writing with my nipples
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: you must have big nipples
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: I’ve just trained for years
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: Black Belt in nipple-fu
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: I can make headshots with my mouse between my asscheeks
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: nipple-fu that is sick
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: I’m norwegian, what do you expect?
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: he. i’m jewish. I have the ancient powers of the JEW!
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: a conspiracy first brought to life by jezus and the roman empire
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: My friend refuses to teach me Jewjitsu
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: He says i’m not jew enough :(
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: Jewjitsu is just a small part of the ancient power of the JEW
Resistansen «» FF63 the Naked: Enlighten me, Oh Mighty Jew
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: jew-robics, juice-squeezing, turning pubes into jew-gold, etc
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: we are not mere human mortals
[FB] Jonni The Juiciest Jew: we are the embodyment of pure religious skill

i couldn't concentrate after reading this.. hahahaha!!
nipple-fu .. . wtf!

crash out~

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Teriyaki Boyz spinning Tokyo Drift !

Green Room !

Sunday, August 2, 2009


i so wish u guys are here right now.... *