Virgin or Slut ?

NEW YORK — A new airline has entered the highly competitive travel industry this week.

Super Luxury Utopian Transport or SLUT airlines as it's referred to in the company brochures, is offering a unique service to the weary traveller. A spokesman said the fledgling airline will be offering many amenities that the other airlines do not offer.

"Take check-in for example - Instead of all those impersonal x-ray machines and waving wands, all our customers will be personally hand searched by a bevy of beautiful models, and all our seats transform into private beds where our world class beautiful stewardesses will be offering memberships in our special ‘Mile High Club’."

The company motto is "Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut.”

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