Happy Birthday Pupu !

a virtual chocolate cake for you,

my dearest pu,

i hoped you like this picture,

cause we loved the chocolate! :P

each piece is supposed to be for us four BUT
eva ate it for you, lol


-addwind

Meet the Spy

yayyyy definitely one of the best of the "Meet the.." series up to date..

was leaked from Valve

enjoy ^ ^

crash out~

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

:source:

-tambah_angin

David Choi - Won't Even Start (Produced by WongFu Productions)

lazy to find the lyrics..

awesome song..

crash out~

Virgin or Slut ?

NEW YORK — A new airline has entered the highly competitive travel industry this week.

Super Luxury Utopian Transport or SLUT airlines as it's referred to in the company brochures, is offering a unique service to the weary traveller. A spokesman said the fledgling airline will be offering many amenities that the other airlines do not offer.

"Take check-in for example - Instead of all those impersonal x-ray machines and waving wands, all our customers will be personally hand searched by a bevy of beautiful models, and all our seats transform into private beds where our world class beautiful stewardesses will be offering memberships in our special ‘Mile High Club’."

The company motto is "Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut.”

tambah_angin

Remembering Sunday

story of my life.. lol

lyrics really send it home..

especially Juliet's part..

Woke up from dreaming

And put on his shoes

Starting making his way past 2 in the morning

He hasn't been sober for days

Leaning out into the breeze

Remembering Sunday he falls to his knees

They had breakfast together

But two eggs don't last like the feeling of what he needs

Now this place is familiar to him

She pulls on his hand with a devilish grin

She led him upstairs, she led him up stairs

Left him dying to get in

Forgive me I’m trying to find

My calling, I’m calling at night

Don’t mean to be a bother

But have you seen this girl?

She’s been running through my dreams

And its driving me crazy it seems

I’m gonna ask her to marry me

Even though she doesn’t believe in love

He’s determined to call her bluff

Who can deny these butterflies

They’re filling his gut

Waking the neighbors

Unfamiliar faces he pleads though he tries

But he’s only tonight

Now he’s dying to get inside

Forgive me I’m trying to find

My calling, I’m calling at night

Don’t mean to be a bother

But have you seen this girl?

She’s been running through my dreams

And its driving me crazy it seems

I’m gonna ask her to marry me

The neighbors said she moved away

Funny how it rained all day

I didn’t think much of it then

But it started to all make sense

Oh I can see now

That all of these clouds

Are following me in my desperate endeavor

To find my who ever

Where ever she may be

[Juliet Simms:]

I'm not coming back

I've done something so terrible

I’m terrified to speak the truth you'd expect that from me

I’m mixed up, I’ll be blunt

Now the rain is just washing you out of my hair

And out of my mind

keeping an eye on the world

So many thousands of feet off the ground

I'm over you now I'm not home in the clouds

Showering over your hair

[Alex Gaskarth:]

I guess ill go home now

I guess ill go home now

I guess ill go home now

I guess ill go home now

crash out~