You Know You've Played TOO MUCH TF2 when..

1.You keep yelling "Medic!"

2.You have the urge to grab a watch and cloak yourself.

3. When you try to upgrade your computer by whacking it with a wrench.

4. When your playing Half Life 2 and you keep pressing your Medic button because your low on health.

5. When you grab a bat you automatically scream "Bonk" or "boink."

6. You bump into suspicious looking people to check if they're an enemy spy.

7. When you walk around with a gasmask and shout muffled stuff.

8. You start talking to the heads of your fallen enemies.

9. You press [G] to try and do a ridiculously funny emote.

10.Grab a baseball hat, knock-off dogtag, red T-shirt, camo shorts, and a hat and a headphone/earphone.

11.You start hearing turret alarms while you're trying to sleep.

12. When you grab a random person's briefcase, and shout, "I'VE GOT THE INTELLIGENCE!", then go around shooting anyone you see wearing red, or blue if you prefer red

13.When you can recite your favorite classes taunts almost by heart...

14. When you tell anyone who complains about anything "CRY SOME MORE!!!"

15.When you start daydreaming and think of where you should put the turrets, dispensers and teleporters.

16.When you are writing an exam, return it to the teacher and suddenly hear a woman yelling : "YOU FAILED" aThe music plays and the class screams BOOO

17.When you randomly juggle on the street laughing or saying "Screaming Eagles"

18.When you start singing "Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah Sing Along!"

19.You grab a toy sniper rifle and yell "Thanks for standin' still, wanker!"

20.When you start playing the violin on the bonesaw and playing the guitar on a fireaxe.

21. When you try to heal people in a car accident by shooting them with a firehose.

22.When you see a fat guy in the street, run around him and beat him up with a bat and shout "Hey knucklehead, I'm talking to you! BONK!"

23.When you start spy checking all allies in all other games.

24. when you get an aerosol can, lighter and a gas mask. Then try and burn everyone in sight.

25. When you think making jokes about black Scottish cyclops around black Scottish cyclops won't get you killed?

26. When you buy a skimask, you pretend you're disguised as a banker and try to get into the vault.

27. When you go into a police station wearing a paper mask thinking you're disguised as a policeman.

28. You set your friends and relatives alight with a flamethrower to check if they're an enemy Spy.

29. When you see a big, bald guy and you say, "Let me get my uber charged".

30.Whenever your computer crashes, you exclaim,"Somebody's sappin' my compy!"

31.When you steal metal objects, stick them together with ductape, smack the pile of crap with a monkey wrench and keep it by your door in case intruders come by.

32. Grab a fire hose, say "I'm charged!" and shoot someone with it.

33. When you get a gigantic minigun and shoot everyone you know, so when the court asks you why you did it, you say, "Spycheck, duuh."

34.When you're leaving the doctor's office you yell out.

"YOU ARE GREAT DOCTOR!!!"

35. When you stick a picture of a smiley-face your crotch and flash it at pedestrians.

36.When you're cellphone is done charging you shout "I AM FULLY CHARGED!"

37.When every comeback you use has "Bonk!" At the end of it.

38.When you taunt people in the street in a suit with a butterfly knife, by waving it in their face telling them you are gonna dice them up

39. When your masturbating and your about to cum you say 'I AM FULLY CHARGED!'

40. When you grab a saw and try to play the violin with it.

41. When you grab a bottle of booze and start juggling it and a few bombs

42. When you see someone acting suspiciously you go up and stab them in the back with a butterfly knife

43. When you find a wall and get a rocket launcher to launch yourself up

44. When you see someone with a scratch and you grab the school firehose to shoot them with it

45. When your house gets a blackout and you yell "SOMEBODYS SAPPING MY HOUSE!!!"

47. When you beat the shit out of your car with a monkey wrench to start it

48. When you beat the shit out of your computer with a monkey wrench to fix it

49. When you beat the shit out of your Robo-pup with a monkey wrench to give it missiles

50. When you get a bunch of broken bits of metal and tape them up onto a tripod then beat the shit out of it to turn it into a teleporter incase you need to escape

51. When you yell "OH MY GOD FUCKING HAXOR FUCK OFF YOU WANKER HAXOR" when someone beats you in a sport game

52.You run around wacking people with a bat. BOINK

53. When you attempt to make teleporters to the kitchen from the computer

54. When you wonder where your stats went.

55. You run up to big machines in a laboratory, and whack them with wrenches thinking they upgrade.. When they actually start getting busted

56. When you whack your mom with a wrench because she isn't cooking food fast enough.

57. If you try to disguise as a teacher and try to backstab your principal.

58. If you shot flames at your grandmother and think that she is a spy.

59. If you run through the city and shout: "Ubercharge ready!" behind a fat guy.

60. If you run to a bookstall and steal some "intel" to take it back to your "base".

61. When you are watching a game of Hockey, Soccer, Football etc. and the timer above the stadium shows 5:00, and you yell out "5 MINUTES LEFT IN THE MISSION!"

62. When you get an SMG and yell "God save the queen!"

63. If you take a long, winding route to work that involves fording rivers and ducking through shipping crates, because there "might be heavies".

64. When your in class you want to press and hold the v button as to call for help

65. When you kidnap doctors

66. When you repeatedly hit random things with a moneky wrench in hopes of upgrading it.

67. When you hit a car with a wrench and say "Spies sappin' my automobile!" and have your friend stand next to you with a flamethrower and torch everyone that walks by to make sure they aren't spies.

68. When you start smoking, and your explanation is: "Hey, I am a spy"

69. When you start thinking wearing a paper mask lets you steal someone's identity.

70. When you take loads of steroids and pay a surgeon to make your legs really small for your large body

71. When you dress up like the cast of TF2

72. When you are taking your dads briefcase when he's on the way to work and you yell "I GOT YOUR SECRET CRAP DUMBASS!"

73. When you steal the axe from school and take it into band class.

74. When you burn people to see if they are spies

75. When your at a pub (bar) you get a bottle of drink and shout "CHEERS MATE!" before drinking it.

76. When your playing Counter Strike and you see a cloaked spy..

can't think of anymore, can you? lol

crash out~