Sunday, November 30, 2008

Dynamic Action Team!

Alright you guys, with all the hype about zombies and L4D i figured i might as well repost something in light of Team Fortress .. you know.. just in case you readers out there are accusing L4D of stealing tf2's thunder.. :D

So here's a series about 3 members of the BLU faction wanting to branch out of the FPS stereotype.. watch on it gets more interesting.. more episodes to follow.. =)

i know the internet's pretty slow back in asia so..
i'll post them up when i can one at a time... =) trust me it gets better..

CUT THAT WOODD!!


crash out~

Friday, November 28, 2008

Zombie Apocalypse Broadcast

Probably what i would be saying if i were a newscaster under pressure finding out about the zombie breakout...



if the dead rise, the dick doesn't!

crash out~

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

UPSR essay

An extract from critically acclaimed =)

(I received this forwarded mail from DarkWolf and I thought I'd share it with you guys..don't know if you've read it before or not la..)

Now who says UPSR ppl can't write good essays?


"Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.


Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati."


This must be the same essay that dumbass from TARC did back in the day.. what is the world coming too..t -_-"

uploading pics soon!
crash out¬

Left 4 Dead Reality

oh man... after playing for more than 30 hours of L4d ...
you start seeing things.. lol.. especially when you play till the late hours in the morning..
to top that off.. you start watching zombie flicks like 28 days later, and 28 weeks later.
here's a lil treat to get you guys in that mood..

An amateur film i found on youtube, pretty good ;)



crash out¬

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Kebebasan

By Kennyville

Kuala Lumpur : Free booze , non-stop music , dance and many others all when down yesterday at Bukit Kiara Equestrian Club KL. Internationals Scot Project, Mike Koglin, LCK spin their electronic magic on the decks, while closer to home, DJaybuddah and MC Calo of the prolific Bangkok Invaders, rapping trio Money Exchange Movement, Blink of LapSap and Singapores DJ Inquisitive hit the decks with a royal smacking. And not forgetting other crazy stuffs like temporary tattoo booths, psychedelic stilt-walkers, and crazy laser displays.

The event started of at 9 pm till 3 am and the crowd had definitely gone wild because the amount of alcohol that was distributed yesterday night can fill up a whole swimming pool.







The person writing this article just couldn't really get enough of it.Wonder where's the next stop. Hopefully the next event will be a more massive and bigger one.

Kennyville

Saturday, November 15, 2008

TAR College Boys~!

To whoever seeing this right now. You must click and watch this video. And you MUST watch it till the end.



Hope you guys had a great time watching the video. By the way, i found the video in Kenny's blog. ^^ Hope you guys enjoyed it. =P

Kennyville

Thursday, November 6, 2008

crash has been out of touch!!

hey guys.. really sorry i've been MIA this whole time,
my course is damn sick weihh!!! work after work after work..
ishhh.. now i understand how erng feels .. lol..

speaking of which erng.. here's a lil something i thought u might wanna see...lol..
the whole house coudln't stop laughing when we saw this .. lol..
yes people.. its who we chose to represent our country in the international beauty pageant..
i'm probably outdated but.. enjoy..



omg.. i felt like as if she thinks her audience is a class of retards.. seriously..

"aren't you happy for me??? ohh myyy gawdddd.. " .. my enggrisshhh ishh shooo powderfoolll!

i don't know which one's worse! that one.. or this!



more to come soon!
~crash..

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Quattro review

This club is freaking awesome~!!! The concept of this club is having 4 different rooms with 4 different seasons. Located right in the center of the city, it's just beside KLCC and inside Avenue K. Surprisingly, is actually quite huge maybe because it's split into 4 rooms. I had the taste of all 4 rooms but i didn't get to take pictures of the whole club because me and my friends were really having loads of fun in the winter room.
The outer side of the club. . . .

Autumn

Winter bar ^^

Spring
The snow room above is part of the winter section. . . .
Snow drops. . . .
Stuck behind the ice. . . . .
Overall the club is freaking awesome~!! You guys out there should check it out soon before it gets extremely crowded. =P


Kennyville